Too late

By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 23:46 - United States - Paramus

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Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

ApollosMyth 22

Wow, that is very shallow of him.

flashback.miss 28

sounds like you married a boy, not a man. but, on the other hand it could be nerves, talk to him. hopefully he was joking...

Comments

Wait. Does this mean they're too big or too small?

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you test drive the car BEFORE you buy it

Well see it positively, he thinks you're so good looking that he faints and thinks you're too good for him!

Well shit, what the hell is wrong with your ****? In all seriousness, this is only the beginning of why this whole wait-for-marriage-to-have-sex thing is ridiculous bullshit.

I respect you for being able to wait, that's hard to do and most people don't do it.

Maybe he's gay.... "It's easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him"

This is why premarital sex can be a good thing. While sex is not the most important part of a relationship (or shouldn't be), it is part of the package o a relationship. If you are not sexually compatible with each other, and don't find out til after you're married, then you either have to commit to experimenting until you find something that works for both, or slowly pulling apart coz your needs aren't being met, likely ending in infidelity and/or divorce.