By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 15:10 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 006
You deserved it 6 065
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amberbby69 6

Slimy? What kind of showers do you take? Lol

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Secret_Fire_King 0

hahahaha.. Girls think that they control the sex life.. but, in actual fact.. Control of Duty does..

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keefer 0

iwas it mw2 if so couldn't you wait? he could have been In a party with his friends or been going fr a new killsstreak

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bamskey 0

that is a very busy thing to do.... I mean when your on a 20 kill streak u have no time to **** in the shower

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firstdbzmaker 15

164 is right it's dangerous to bother people playing call of duty

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pwincessa23 1

dump his ass!!! video games r stupid. fkn nukes & playing domination in a party is gay. my bf is playing mw2 right this moment

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kaprookie 3

pwincessa23 do us a favor and be quiet, CoD trumps almost anything im joking of course because I'd rather have sex then play CoD except if I was on a massive kilstreak or in a party as stated, Don't dump him OP I can guarantee if you dump him and get another bf he will play CoD heaps aswell so just get used to it

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T_McGee 0

Maybe the idea of screwing a slimy wet person wasn't as attractive to him as it was to you. ;)

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amberbby69 6

Slimy? What kind of showers do you take? Lol

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Star928 7

You know, the nickelodeon green slime ones.

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1800getalife 0

notice ur not first and Im first for 2 fmls in a row

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HarperGirl 4

you are totally ridiculous and have no right to criticize other people when you are no better than them nobody else i see is going around and rudely criticizing people on here like you do

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lilwaynerockz_fml 12

Hey. Hey hey. Don't mess with him. He's black.

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ittybittychika 0

agreed!! imma girl and I used to hate it, until I played it for an hour or two.. now it's my favorite game

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kellianne 0

well it's cod what do expect?lol

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sizel1 0

COD is the place where us men like to shoot the hell outa people seriously COD FTW!!!!!

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truth215 0

COD ftw and amber can take a shower with me anytime

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Punderous 0

OP is an idiot. CoD is ALWAYS better than sex. Those predator missiles are so sexy!

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MSURebel70 4

never disturb a man on CoD, especially when he's going for a nuke.

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MSURebel70 4

never disturb a man on CoD, especially when he's going for a nuke.

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