Intimacy: Too late

Too late

By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 23:46 - United States - Paramus

Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 20:00 - Spain - Ripollet

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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By newlywed - 27/02/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

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By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By singleagain - 24/08/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I almost got married. After the elaborate and very expensive wedding, my "husband" decided he did not want to sign the marriage license because he wasn't sure if he really wanted to settle down after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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By Trainwreck - 13/12/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2021 13:59

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML

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By Sue Ellen - 21/04/2014 15:43 - United States - Providence

Today, at my wedding, my husband stood up to give a speech. It started out beautiful, until he told everyone how he started to fall in love with me after I blew him on our first date. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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ApollosMyth 22

Monday 28 October 2013 3:09

Wow, that is very shallow of him.

flashback.miss 28

Monday 28 October 2013 3:10

sounds like you married a boy, not a man. but, on the other hand it could be nerves, talk to him. hopefully he was joking...

Comments

Anonyma518 5

Tuesday 29 October 2013 11:37

While, I'm the person who is waiting with sex till real feelings n stuff waiting till marriage is a total bullshit. You are going to spend rest of the life(or at least longer part) with the person whom you don't know in bed. It may turn out you like different things/one of you sux in bed and sex while not the most important thing is still pretty significant. TBH, I suppose you lived with each other for a while since you got married. It's out of my imagination how you don't have sex while livin together.

jmw24 8

Tuesday 29 October 2013 13:34

regardless of what he thought when he looked at you I think fainting is really over dramatic. wow

Kitsi 14

Tuesday 29 October 2013 17:26

HE's gay.

PrimeStarscream 30

Tuesday 29 October 2013 19:11

All the blood rushed to the wrong head.

nemcali 34

Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:24

Why? Why waiting till you got married before having sex???

irritatedone 5

Wednesday 30 October 2013 1:08

Sometimes people say the weirdest things when they are extremely nervous. Don't take it as a sign he doesn't love you. Talk to him about it and hopefully you will be able to get through it and have an awesome love life.

WaBrewer 11

Wednesday 30 October 2013 1:49

I hate to be "that guy" but would you ever buy a car without a test drive?

daboar 5

Wednesday 30 October 2013 3:22

That's why you should test drive before you buy a car

kitsune309 15

Wednesday 30 October 2013 5:18

YDI for waiting until you were married and expecting to just be magically sexually compatible. Sexuality is an enormous part of a person. Marrying someone after purposefully ignoring it and then getting pissy because they weren't exactly the way you wanted them to be is a pretty shitty thing to do. YDI.