Too late

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I left home to start my new life at University. Saying goodbye to my mother, the last thing she said to me was, "Don't turn gay." I'm gay. FML
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"Too late!" you cried as you flounced out the door.

Just went through a similar situation...going into my 3rd year of college and my mom knows im gay. She isn't accepting of it but is working through it...but lately we were speaking and the last thing she said was, "We're so proud of you...Don't blow it by being gay"

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What an ignorant thing to say "don't turn gay" like it's a choice or something. Sorry OP, some parents are still stuck in their old ways My mother is the same

Then you can't turn gay because you already are.

You don't just wake up and decide you want to be with the same sex.

rety1 13

"haha, i could never do something as absurd as turning gay. I was born that way, so I don't need to!"