Too late
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
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By EvilMother - 14/09/2012 00:57 - United States - Hinsdale
Lesbians are stupid.
I'm resisting the urge to say YDI for deciding to be gay, but since 60% of FML users are actually gay, I'll just say FYL for being gay. It's so sad that people ruin their lives like this... EDIT- oh she's a woman. Have fun making money with the college porno vids.
Seize the moment!! Call mom. Tell her you can't get those words out of your head. In fact, her words haunted you until you just HAD to talk to your roommate about it. And now... Which is probably what happened when Mom went to college!
Not ALL baristas would do this. Quit calling them chimps also. Answer me this, were you rude to the barista? If you spoke on your cell phone and ordered and didn't tip, then you suck. Baristas do have the responsibility to correct their mistakes but they are much more willing to do so if people aren't jerks to them. It goes both way. And yeah, we are called baristas at places that aren't Starbucks.
LOLerd!! WTF u talkin about Willis?
Wrong FML, lol
You're a dumbass. FYL.
Keywords
"Too late!" you cried as you flounced out the door.
Just went through a similar situation...going into my 3rd year of college and my mom knows im gay. She isn't accepting of it but is working through it...but lately we were speaking and the last thing she said was, "We're so proud of you...Don't blow it by being gay"