Intimacy: Too little, too late

Too little, too late

By nosymptoms - 10/02/2012 00:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

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Clapped

By frennyy - 04/06/2024 10:00 - United States - Miami

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 1 517

A Different Kind of Tension

By Anonymous - 24/10/2019 00:01

Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with once before my current boyfriend. The guy told me he has chlamydia, and I should probably get tested. I had to call my boyfriend to explain what happened and tell him to get tested. I'm meeting his family this weekend at his sister's wedding. FML

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By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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You deserved it 4 531

Because of him

By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML

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You deserved it 365

Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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You deserved it 95

By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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The situation

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 14:00 - Netherlands - Katwijk aan Zee

Today, I was talking to my situationship when he dropped the bomb that he wanted to break up, and that he'd tested positive for chlamydia. FML

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STI TMI

By Anonymous - 17/05/2022 16:00 - United States - Cumberland

Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML

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Shelbyyyyyyy 4

Friday 10 February 2012 8:35

Maybe thats his way of sayin he cheated

ninjuh_wingman 29

Friday 10 February 2012 8:35

You can always hope he doesnt have any. If he does, better hope its not herpes.

Comments

sdeniro 6

Monday 27 February 2012 19:18

I only had once! But any guy I talk to I make them get tested! You need to do that!!! He genius!!

fyredancer911 3

Tuesday 19 June 2012 10:27

Guys, condoms don't always work. They don't protect you from everything. That pretty much sucks though - std's are scary shit. Hope your both clean.

mike307 11

Thursday 22 November 2012 21:54

Maybe he's moor worried about his current partner, he was just trying to be nice lol.

melkymac101 17

Saturday 22 December 2012 4:59

Well I hope that he doesn't have STD.

LissaMccracken 23

Sunday 23 June 2013 23:01

If you've already slept together, its not really thoughtful...

Qwermy 16

Thursday 1 May 2014 2:30

STDs usually don't show up symptoms for a while; it could take 3 months for them to. Also, he might be thinking this because he wants to stop using condoms (which is reasonable if OP is reliably taking birth control or has an IUD). Do not assume cheating

alex_gen 38

Friday 6 February 2015 3:26

Should've done the test before sleeping with him. YDI. Besides, if he does have STDs, how do you know it's not from you, because of your previous partners?