Love: Too little, too late

Too little, too late

By nubbins - 26/01/2010 06:56 - Canada

Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 679

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2021 02:01

Today, I got a message from a woman. It was my boyfriend of five years' ex-girlfriend, telling me that she’s pregnant with his baby and that they’ve been together for a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 212

You deserved it 75

By whereismyring - 28/03/2016 00:47 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 650

You deserved it 1 722

It's not me, it's you

By SingleLoser - 08/09/2022 00:00

Today, I ran into my ex at the mall. He’s married, with a 2 year-old. Three years ago he ended our 6-year relationship because he said he didn’t believe in marriage and kids. Sorry for not being good enough to achieve those things with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 126

You deserved it 224

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By Willow McGarrigle - 30/05/2020 02:00

Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 634

You deserved it 146

Fatherlessness

By justagirl - 21/12/2019 14:00

Today, my ex started to talk to me again after 3 years. I've been in an amazing relationship for the last 2 years. She let me know she is taking me to court for child support. I didn't even know I had a kid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 517

You deserved it 224

By 12345678 - 31/12/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 541

You deserved it 5 703

Gone but not forgotten

By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 18:01 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I received an email saying, "Thinking of you and hoping you are taking care." It was from the love of my life. We broke up 20 years ago. Previously, we had contact every 5+ years. It's just too late. FML

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You deserved it 132

Got it

By Anonymous - 24/04/2021 23:00

Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML

I agree, your life sucks 881

You deserved it 141

By Sucks2suck - 20/11/2018 05:00

Today, I received an invitation to my ex’s wedding. We were dating for three years and just broke up four months ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 113

You deserved it 222

Lying bastard

By dwellswithin - 20/07/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML

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You deserved it 4 551

dudeitsdanny 9

Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:05

So..? Probably hooked up with the girl, got her pregnant, and thinks he's doing the responsible thing. Get away from him. His marriage will probably fail and he'll try to get with you

ditdotditdot 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 11:52

how is that bad?

Comments

fireandice27 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 13:35

He's apologising to you for all the bad things he did... surely, that's a good thing..?

danii_s2 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 13:44

f his life

AntiChrist7 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 14:00

not an FML. Be happy you got way from the freak.

celica00 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 14:22

Y would u want to take the dumbass back he prolly cheated on you and he'll do it again your a ruh-tard YDI.

laugher48 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 14:22

what does YDI mean?

withered 30

Tuesday 26 January 2010 14:38

It means You Deserve It.

avalon24 18

Tuesday 26 January 2010 14:38

I don't see the fml here, unless you really want him back, because how quickly he moves on and forward in his life after you is his business, maybe he is marrying her simply because of the baby and maybe he really found the person he want to be with and knows that right away, their time frame is for only them to decide if it is wrong. I knew right away, as did my best friend, when we had both been in long term relationships before meeting the guys we ended up with.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 15:22

Wrong FML. Double post fail. Homophobic jackass.

jagrmeister721 2

Tuesday 26 January 2010 15:40

Another loser hung up on their ex. Big deal. Move on and stop boring us with your "issues".

containsnosoy 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 16:38

Seriously, maybe then we'd have some decent fmls.

Anteezy 7

Tuesday 26 January 2010 16:04

He just wanted to rub the fact that he is getting married in your face.

containsnosoy 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 16:36

So.... why are you still falling for his bullshit? If he doesn't care enough to be dating you, than he's just lying to you. You don't want to be with someone like that anyways.