that's the patriot act for you

haha that's good.

it's 3am in da mornin, put my key in da door, bodys lyin all over da floor, and I dont remember how dey got dere so I guess I mustve killed em', killed em'

And after buying all that, you still forgot to get that gallon of milk your wife asked for.

Just to be safe, please upload a picture of your attic and one of your basement for us. Thanks.

no no no, it's lye, battery acid, a shovel, ropes and a blue tarp!

They still need a warrant to search. If they were able to get one on such an innocent thing, sue. Include the place you bought it from, because the police had to be informed about the purchase first.

Well did you have any?

havent you seen carlos mencia there are some things you use your card for other things you use cash for this you use cash so they dont know your hiding her

Where the hell do you go to buy all of those things at once....