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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
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cheeser9 0

sounds like a fun night

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dan_117 0

My friends and I bought 4 baseball bats and 4 ski masks at wal mart around 130 in the morning. All the cashier did was ask if we wanted a bag for the masks and we said no we're going to wear them out

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LifeStory32 9

And you bought all these things at the same time becauseeeeeee?

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HIwaiian 1

nice rape kit jus forgot the condoms

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devilishswiss 5

How many teeth do you have? And do you look like your parents are blood relatives? That might make it look coincidental......

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GoodLookingGeese 10

I like the shovel part..

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steve16890 5

maybe the cops can do that, but only because you let them, should have told the cops to **** off and gave then good luck on getting a warrant based on circumstantial evidence

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iDONTNO54 0

This is the first FML that made me laugh in a while. :D

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shortrevolution 0

What did you need them for?

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