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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
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cheeser9 0

sounds like a fun night

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Comments

CaliGali 9

I don't think this fml is real.. who needs all those stuff all together at the same time unless they really are trying to do something

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gene818 13

I think ropes, duct tape and a shovel is already enough for that to happen.

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laundryninja 1

OP: The items were totally coincidental! Prisoner: HELP!!! OP: (Hits prisoner in hea with shovel) QUIET YOU!!!!

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redbluegreen 40

And the full arsenal in your trunk is for what, exactly? Anyway, everyone knows you deserve it because you bought the carton of cigarettes, you dangerous person, you.

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aztecz0r 6

should have bought them at separate stores with cash, no paper trail close call. lmao be gentle

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Badboy6 5

don't take that bull crap OP remember your 4th Ammendment Right!!!!

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truehitman2010 0

don't lie the rope was to tie the girl up, the duct tape was to shut her up,the shovel to knock her out, the razor blades to shave her(just in case), a fire poker for some kinky stuff and a carton of cigs for after you rape her

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

Stupid police. They should know that a guy holding someone prisoner wouldn't buy all that stuff at once in public.

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catharsis5 9

Can't blame the police. My aunt once called the 911 accidentally and the police came. She went down to tell them it was an accident but they still wanted to search her just in case she was someone some kidnappers sent to distract the police and I agreed with the police. There are a lot of crazy people in this world, you just never know.

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mattbrady2011 0

what in the **** did you need all that for?

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