Totally? Really?

By honk honk, fuckwad - 06/11/2015 22:39 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML
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jonomc 12

This whole FML leaves a bad taste in the mouth.

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allforfun 23

At least you didn't wake up next to him

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PotatoesAndCake 26

How did he moan? Was it like, "Baby, baby, baby ohhhhhhhhhhhh" or something?

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luvlu444 24

if everyone billed him whenever he made someone get therapy, hed be broke

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vickyP89 2

wow one homoerotic dream is sending you into therapy? chill out with the homphobia

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doodlecloud 26

Homoerotic dreams = fine. Justin Beiber dreams = not fine.

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Mynxie 26

How is that homophobia? People throw that word around too much these days.

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alvarny 17

correction: you were a totally straight male.

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jonomc 12

Also I hope u didn't suck to hard or you might suck his brains out

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jonomc 12

Don't be rude about Justin Beiber. He saved my life. 2 months ago I was in hospital, in a coma for the third month - they were close to switching the machines off. A nurse left a radio in my room so I could have sound all the time. A Justin Beiber song came on the radio, and I woke up and got out of bed. I went over to the radio and turned it off.

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RedPillSucks 31

first time I'm hearing it. thought it was funny

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jonomc 12

Now just in bed with a cold and bored.

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tibtak_fml 10

apparently it's not just your life that sucks ;)

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