Totally? Really?

By honk honk, fuckwad - 06/11/2015 22:39 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML
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jonomc 12

This whole FML leaves a bad taste in the mouth.

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allforfun 23

At least you didn't wake up next to him

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catmint 13

Fragile masculinity in its natural habitat.

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spookyboy 20

You could of been sucking on his fingers and it still would of been considered a ********. (Joke being justin bieber is a HUGE dick)

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spookyboy 20

Thank you, English isn't my first language. But why do you feel like comments like that are necessary anyway? I'm not submitting an English paper it's just a silly comment.

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CallMeWindSock 24

It's most likely because very many people make the same mistake you did. It's just annoying to see over and over again. Like idiots.

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Born2Pizza 23

At least it wasn't really happening OP, regardless FYL.

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jonomc 12

The big question though!! Did you swallow or spit?

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Sathane 21

Holy shit dude! how long did you spend on this FML to be able to post so many comments?

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randomman55555 11

probs swallowed

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jonomc 12

Also I hope u didn't suck to hard or you might suck his brains out

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truckers_wife 23

don't worry about it, op. it was just a dream, people dream about the craziest things all the time. it can mean anything, look up key words in a dream dictionary like "gay sex" or "celebrity", I'm sure you'll find a lot of different meanings.

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Mysterious_one 26

At least it was a dreams ..

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Alexandria79 22

I'm pretty sure this is one fml that you should keep to yourself. haha I'd take it to the grave

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