Totally? Really?

By honk honk, fuckwad - 06/11/2015 22:39 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML
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jonomc 12

This whole FML leaves a bad taste in the mouth.

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allforfun 23

At least you didn't wake up next to him

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grogers311 20

Yup, totally straight... 100%

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IAmMe204 25

From what I have learned from my introductory Psic classes that is completely normal.

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mr_sarcastic416 29

psic classes? ya mean psych classes? gonna have a tough time there if ya can't spell the name of the class/course

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Jets4Life89 4

Because you had a gay dream doesn't mean you should blame Justin Bieber, I saw Fight Club and didn't dream about Brad Pitt, quit being a douche.

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weallknowwho123 6

Looks he might not be the ONLY one needing therapy appointemnts

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beastwill64 16

There's an episode of Frasier where he had a gay dream, he ended up trying to analyze it but just figured out that dreams are just weird.

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Goaliedude0724 12

News flash: you are not a totally straight male

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worldclassrager 39

Again over a meal...good god... Could have been worse...right?

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