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By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML
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mojomojo_fml 5

Coulda been worse. You could've run over a girl in front of three squirrels

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bai_ley20 0

awhhh that sucks. stupid squirrels. and poor little girls that had to watch the stupid squirrel get ran over.

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USArocker 2

Ooh, FML. Poor squirrel. Just say it turned 2D.

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wayfarer09 0

Poor sentence structure.

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kukopia 0

Obviously some kid trying to write like a 'big-boy'. FAIL. Pathetic.

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bosshaug 0

Did you **** it afterwards?

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Jimboom 11

Well.. if the girls had any business sense they can now setup a road kill BBQ alongside their lemonade stand and make even more money!! :)

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bosshaug 0

(demonic voice)I would rape those little girls in the ass

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bosshaug 0

(demonic voice) I wouldn't rape those little girls in the ass

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