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By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML

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By Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

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By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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You deserved it 10 934

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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You deserved it 4 234

By Anonymous - 02/10/2015 16:48 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I found a baby squirrel on the pavement and thought I'd try and rescue it. While I googled what to do, it started running around. I tried to grab it, but it ran straight into the path of a car. FML

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RIP in peace

By avatarnicole9 - 04/06/2015 05:17 - Canada

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML

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By anon - 01/07/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML

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You deserved it 8 854

By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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You deserved it 4 810

By Anonymous - 07/03/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML

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Top comments

8trickster8 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 12:13

Yeah, I hate kids too

mojomojo_fml 5

Thursday 10 September 2009 17:27

Coulda been worse. You could've run over a girl in front of three squirrels

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:47

hey man, I'm from West Philladelphia(born and raised) and that shit would definitely NOT fly there

kingsteveooo 4

Wednesday 9 December 2009 5:18

LMFAOOO WIN EPIC WIN

zachman3334 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:53

I got the implication that he crashed into the lemonade stand and the squirrel o.O

kukopia 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 21:49

Then you're a demented douche w/ extreemly poor reading comprehension. That means you don't get what people are saying when you read what they wrote. Go back to your 'porno' rorschach ink-blot cards.

zachman3334 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 4:40

Jeez dude. I quickly read it, and misunderstood. I'm not demented, and my reading comprehension is fine. Calm the **** down.

Mokin 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 21:30

Hilarious! Added to favs

jessxoxo28 5

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:27

who does lemonade stands anymore?

Hawk3487 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:35

Today, I was buying lemonade at this stand next to the road and this crazy driver just annihilates a poor little squirrel right in front of us. It was horrific!! I will never drink lemonade again... Look at the bright side: if you had avoided the squirrel, you probably would have hit the lemonade stand instead.

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 9 September 2009 23:33

But that would've given him 50 gamer-points and the Sweet Streets achievement!

morpher910 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 23:55

...why was this published? your life is completely normal, get over it you baby.

shootingstar8D 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 23:58

Watch where your going fool!

lalagirl_89 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 0:12

It was accident and I'm pretty sure you didn't mean it...get over it!

bobbysnickers 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 1:31

you might have done them a favor. that squirl might have been rabid and attacked them at any moment. it was slwoign moving in for the kill.........

IceCreamMage 17

Thursday 10 September 2009 4:14

Aweee poor squirrel D:

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