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By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML
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mojomojo_fml 5

Coulda been worse. You could've run over a girl in front of three squirrels

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bosshaug 0

(demonic voice) what ball?

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bosshaug 0

(non-demonic voice, just the voice in my head which sounds similar to gilfred Godfrey) ydi for eating waffle syrup on pancakes

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

do you mean Gilbert Gottfried? cause if you do, it's really funny to imagine any comment on this site in his voice. try it.

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

i know...i almost cry when i read really offensive comments in the GGV. its hurts to laugh after a while. and that man's voice will plague me for the rest of my days. and yours, too, now...BWUAHAHAhahaha.

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Pastor_Rich 0

(heavenly voice) repent you fool

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headcreeps 0

ME TOO!!! omg i felt soo bad poor squirrel

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wut_fml 0

I'm sure they would have enjoyed you serving to avoid to squirrel and hitting them on accident instead. I avoid animals when I can, but if it'll put me at risk for crashing, then that animal is going to die.

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wut_fml 0

He feels bad that he killed a "cute" furry animal in front of a bunch of kids who had to witness it.

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