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Traumatized

By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML
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mojomojo_fml 5

Coulda been worse. You could've run over a girl in front of three squirrels

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DameGreyWulf 0

Hah! I passed this guy and suddenly SHIT THERE'S A SQUIRREL I missed, dunno about the guy I passed though. Fthatsquirrel'sL Poor girls.

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jordypordy227 0

at least it wasn't a kitten. now that would have been traumatizing.

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Nissi 17

The less squirrels in the world, the better.

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DeadHead86 0

I am sorry, but I laughed hysterically at this. I mean, the little girls are probably traumatized, but nonetheless it is hilarious. Maybe the little girls laughed?

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Yawn823 0

on the bright side the squirrel's guts didnt go flying into the lemonade =)

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DameGreyWulf 0

I told my father this FML, and he told me a story: Some time ago, he was walking with a girl he was dating and her little nieces. A semi passed by, and a small cat darted out. Yes, it hit the cat, but that's not what's bad... It stuck to the wheels, and flew off just in front of them.

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jalopotan 8

if you were in a video game youd get 500 points :P

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dan13mey 0

Who still makes lemonade stands anymore..

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