Intimacy: Trial and mainly error - FML

Trial and mainly error

By unlucky - 13/11/2011 05:19 - United States

Spicy

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

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Same thing different taste

Barf

By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Spicy

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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By mikeycoco - 20/05/2011 14:39

Spicy

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

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Classic move

By Anon - 13/10/2023 04:00

Spicy

Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML

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Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

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Some people are into that sort of thing

By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 03:00 - France - Paris

Spicy

Today, I was having rough sex when I breathed too heavily with a dry throat, and puked on the bed. FML

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Embrace your kink

By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 16:00

Spicy

Today, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I can only have sex with really fat men, because that’s what turns me on, yet as soon as the sex is over, through no fault of theirs, I have to run to the toilet to be sick because I can’t believe what I just had sex with. I’m so messed up in the head. FML

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By Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 04:57 - United States - Santa Barbara

Spicy

Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML

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You sure you wanna do this?

By Anonymous - 08/10/2022 09:30

Spicy

Today, my husband finally was ready to have sex, even though he feels it's a bit weird because I'm pregnant. Due to morning sickness, I threw up all over him. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 07:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend is currently staying over, too. FML

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xstream 5

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:13

doesn't matter had sex

dookiedoo 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:14

How does one volunteer to participate in such trials?

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ttznbeer 0

Monday 14 November 2011 20:53

That's easy...don't swallow

pere 11

Monday 14 November 2011 21:53

Maybe the sex was just that bad?

canzonetta 16

Monday 14 November 2011 22:14

Maybe you should try starting to find vomit arousing, then it's a win-win situation!

Izabushel 65

Monday 14 November 2011 23:15

Happens to me if I move to much during sex. End up with D&V for 24 hours after. Lucky my husband does not mind if I lay still. But I have Crohns D, which accounts for my problem.

vannaxo 0

Monday 14 November 2011 23:47

Get a better looking partner

venoman37 4

Tuesday 15 November 2011 0:22

You have motion sickness

pntgirl95 14

Tuesday 15 November 2011 3:02

Your allergic :(

capnbzarr 43

Tuesday 15 November 2011 4:42

Consult a doctor. I'm guessing this is a psychiatric ailment. Are you Catholic? Do you think sex is dirty?

BITEMYASS 6

Tuesday 15 November 2011 5:22

Being catholic, i feel a need to point something out here.... we dont believe sex is dirty, just that it should be saved for marriage. please try to be less ignorant before posting things about a whole religious group, thanks.

capnbzarr 43

Thursday 17 November 2011 0:24

Exactly: you think fornication is dirty. I stand by my comment. BTW, how "Christian" can you really be with a username like "BITEMYASS". Shouldn't you be turning the other "cheek"? On second thought, please don't.

shrdlu 28

Tuesday 15 November 2011 4:45

You mean that's not SUPPOSED to happen?

Kingrat3154 4

Tuesday 15 November 2011 6:01

*opens second window to google*

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Today, I had an amazing date with an amazing guy, but he hadn't realized he doesn't have time for a relationship, and I don't have the emotional capacity. It's just the wrong time. FML

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