maybe you shouldn't swallow...

I saw this and stopped immediately to comment, because I was strongly reminded of a program I once saw on Discovery Health channel. The program talked about a condition called Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome, in which the sufferer becomes immediately ill - nauseous / vomiting OR flu-like symptoms - after every sexual climax, with the symptoms lasting anywhere from an hour or so up to a day. The problem stems from an adverse reaction of the body's tissues to the hormones and fluids that are flooded into the system during ******. I seem to remember that the program said it was more common in males, and I see you didn't specify gender, so I don't know how applicable this is. But I thought giving you that term to research might help. Do some reading, and maybe you'll have something to bring up when you see a doctor, which I recommend. Hope that helps. =)

Well apparently the saying size doesn't matter, it's the motion of the ocean doesn't fit for you since you seem to get sea sick from the motion of his ocean.

I think your pregnant

Are you overweight?

motion sickness ;)

OMG your allergic to sex!

I think you're doing it wrong

At least you had sex(:

See a doctor.