Job interview, Pranks and Work: Trickster

Trickster

By parker1993 - 03/02/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML

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By Jobless - 07/09/2010 23:27 - Canada

Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said, "OK, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML

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By fartje - 25/01/2015 18:21 - Netherlands

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML

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By Username - 12/05/2011 06:17

Today, I called a possible employer I had an interview with about a week ago to see if I had got the job that I have already been trained for. Her response? "Are you sure I interviewed you?" FML

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Falling at the first hurdle

By Anonymous - 29/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to a job interview super early and giddy with enthusiasm. While waiting in the lobby, I struck up a friendly conversation with a bloke who was also waiting around in a suit. I jokingly told him, “Good luck mate, but I’m getting this job.” Turns out he was the hiring manager. FML

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By caltech - 10/10/2012 04:15 - United States - San Jose

Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML

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Am I hired?

By KLM - 14/08/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I had a job interview. As I walked in, I confidently shook the interviewer's hand, only to say, "I'm doing well, how are you?" before she'd even asked me how I was, or even said anything. The rest of the interview was pretty much a blur of awkwardness. FML

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By smellslikeahangover - 29/07/2015 02:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML

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Toxic workplace goals!

By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 23:37 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML

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By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

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Canceled

By gonnabeunemployed - 08/12/2016 21:33

Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML

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Thursday 3 February 2011 23:26

you are pathetic

bhara 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:26

ydi karma being selfish came back to bite your ass.

Comments

newjerseyguy 0

Friday 4 February 2011 8:33

sucks to be you, i bet you will think twice about running your mouth again

girly41 0

Friday 4 February 2011 8:46

YDI... completely agree with #4.

lonely_heart_89 6

Friday 4 February 2011 8:53

Karma's a bitch.

dnljcbsn 0

Friday 4 February 2011 9:22

how ******* stupid r u

dudehaha 4

Friday 4 February 2011 9:37

why the **** would you do that? idiot.

calvin10 0

Friday 4 February 2011 9:53

SELFISH RETARD!!

wtfsnickers 1

Friday 4 February 2011 11:23

well at least she knows now that you will do anything for the job especially a cutthroat bitch

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Friday 4 February 2011 12:16

How about this OP.... since you are dumber than shit..... for future reference.... things NOT to do while waiting around for an interview...(moron list) piss yourself pick your nose (even a little) fart (this means any farts) shit yourself randomly slap people talk about that good lookin receptionist that you'd like to "bang" call your mother and ask "mommy, can you stop at a store and get me more condoms...and what's for dinner tonight" call your doctor and say.."my crotch still itches like a bitch!...Oh... it's contagious ... but it's only temporary... right?" OP.... this is just a starter list... you need many more Not-to-do reminders I'm afraid... but good luck, you ******* moron!!!