By caltech - 10/10/2012 04:15 - United States - San Jose

Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML
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WritingWrongs 8

Oh yes, a, job is good. These days it can be so hard to find, one. You gotta take what you can get, even if the boss (or his wife) is an asshole

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WritingWrongs 8

Ah, yup it does; I don't know what I was thinking, I had just woken up when I wrote that.

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Liamj774 36

But don't look on the bright side for too long or you'll go blind

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vanillacocoa 6

That means you HAVE to sleep with him now

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SkoomaKi 27

Get a nearby stapler and fire staples at her. It's only logical.

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perdix 29

That Was Easy(TM), Mr. Spock.

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Mister_Triangle 21

She's gotta do it out of spite now

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onlychildFTW 33

Oh yeah. Just to get back at that mean woman. It's horrible to say that, especially to someone's face. Behind back isn't much better but at least OPs feelings would be spared.

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Trym 7

Haha, doesn't sound like she trusts her husband!

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TheMathMajor 26

Maybe he's had a secretary affair before.

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ohSNAPyall 26

That's a pretty cruel joke at the OP's expense and the husband's as well.

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Krirn 21

That's just an assumption, if he bent you over the desk, it wouldn't matter.

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AFEmoWifey 0

Obviously few people understand HIMYM references.

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ifuckmonsters 5

I think there's some trust issues going on there.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Epic win: if we had a FMLer named Capt.Obvious and he said "You're welcome!"

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dmblonde 13

Hey just be happy you now have a job. Who cares about how you look. Make some money and enjoy.

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olpally 32

Tell her she's a bitch... And there's no cure for chronic bitch syndrome, and tell your boss you feel sorry for him... Too far? Nope... Congrats on the job, hopefully he's a lot nicer than she is, bitch...

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gc327072 30

19 & 27: this is FML, not okcupid, move along.

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Mirorbo 26

One order of "ouch" with a side of "daaaaaymmmnnn!" Whatever happened to the golden rule? My goodness!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

It was silenced by the silver duct tape. Maybe his wife needs to be, too.

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afropuffjake 9

If there's anything I've learned about affairs, looks really don't seem to have anything to do with it. Shit even Shania Twain was cheated on. If the boss is sleeping around it might be because the wife's a bitch. I hope you have other offers OP, but like everyone says a job is a job. Just don't look to make this a permanent one :-)

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