Animals, Cars and Transportation: Triple A

Triple A

By chi_chia - 24/03/2011 15:03 - United States

Today, while vacuuming my car, I discovered a hole in the floor under one of the seats. Unable to figure out where it came from, I took it to a professional, who informed me that a family of rats has been making my car their home for the last several months. How lovely. FML

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By inthesticks - 19/11/2016 06:21 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was cleaning off my couch so my nephew could crash here for a few nights. It's been so long since we've sat on it that it is now inhabited by rats we didn't know were in the house, including newly-born ones. FML

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By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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Roadkill

By Anonymous - 11/05/2021 16:58 - United States

Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML

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Crowded house

By upset - 25/10/2016 00:08

Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML

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You deserved it 914

By rattness - 07/12/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML

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You deserved it 2 874

By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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By tannarox - 28/01/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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Agent of chaos

By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 05:00

Today, I left my car window slightly open while I went shopping. When I returned, I discovered that what I assume to be a mischievous squirrel had got into my car and chewed through the wires in my dashboard, causing extensive damage. FML

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You deserved it 225

By GettingACat - 20/11/2018 03:00

Today, I found a mouse nest. In my glovebox. Made out of the $450 in rent money I was going to give my roommate that I had stored in there earlier for safe keeping. FML

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You deserved it 778

sweet_candy_ 17

Thursday 24 March 2011 19:00

WTF in your car how is that possible?

aardvarkish 16

Thursday 24 March 2011 21:11

I had a family of orangutans living I my car. How did I find out? I noticed the rear window was missing.

Comments

simpleplan239999 1

Monday 4 April 2011 4:52

see I thought she was gonna say something like I just ate food off the floor or I just had sex in here.

Morgannbby 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 7:02

you couldn't smell them? eww.

Miamouse 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:52

awww.... rats arent THAT bad... there kinda cute....

IndigoFuckYou 9

Sunday 19 August 2012 0:51

Okay, I have a pair of pet rats, and I love them very much but they smell incredibly bad. How on EARTH did you not notice the stench from a whole family of rats who's home has never been cleaned? They give off ammonia in their piss. There is no way you didn't notice that smell.