Tripping

By Blank - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 955
You deserved it 4 237

Same thing different taste

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Why so much violence and wickedness? And besides, it's wasteful.

Nowadays, the wedding was beautiful and colorful as before it was black and white (my photo of my parents' marriage, they are all gray).

imright24 0

A family trip to walmarts? Did you camp in the parking lot?

In loving memory of my best friend, Rahan Jones, killed in a pop-corn explosion in a Santa Barbara Wal-Mart. RIP man, love you forever. Tell why the day and night? Why water, fire, earth? And why the wind, the rain? Why all those great mysteries? Rahan, the wild child ages Rahan, faster than the wind Stronger than the waves of the ocean Still further, Rahan Rahan, children of men Teach and give your knowledge Beat you, we invented the worlds greatest Still more beautiful, Rahan Cry over Hurricane Bats now face the demons giants Alone among the great wizards Let your voice sings of freedom Exclamations of horror, hunger, blood Cree oblivion Your life is a scream, Rahan Rahan, forget the fierce times Fear that the darkest night You see extended to the moon so round All the world smiles Rahan, when the sun hides There very far in his den Descend deep under the setting sun Dive into the light Only lost in nature You fight, son of the dark ages Walk in the mists of time Life is a constant challenge Shout louder, fighting death Shout your body Life is a child's cry There are over 500,000 seasons, Mount Blue awoke. All night the volcano spat curses her womb Fire on the horde of Craho wise. At the dawn of humanity, the dawn of the dark Mount Blue had saved a child. He called Rahan. And now the son of the wise Craho dashed again into the unknown, to explore the mysterious deep lair of the sun, to discover the vast horde of those who walk upright: men. For learning and understanding, this was her destiny fate of Rahan son ages fierce. Rahan, among men wild You run like a lost child Your heart, hotter than all the fires of a volcano Burn a greater hope Rahan, you sing the prehistory Men, tells the victories Many victories as the stones of a stream As the memory of time Go even further Rahan Go higher and higher, Rahan You want to know everything Rahan Your life is a cry Rahan Tell why the day and night? Why water, fire, earth? And why the wind, the rain? Why all those great mysteries? Go even further Rahan Go higher and higher, Rahan You want to know everything Rahan Your life is a cry Rahan

I have a picture of that. I posted it to people of wal-mart. double FYL for you.

^ That took more effort than it was worth, my friend. Are you homeschooled, OP? If so, family trip to WalMart = field trip!

To whom you speak, rot? Have you no heart???

Anaxes 5

WoW is the widely used acronym for World of Warcraft. I didn't say all americans were fat, only that there was > 21,000,000 fat Americans. That and there are no Starbucks in the City in where I live. :P I dislike people who make wrong assumptions. Anaxes get mad. Anaxes smash and enslave and feed things into grinders. Mainly Mac users, sometimes people who like life.