Truth hurts

By markerThief - 13/10/2013 04:33 - United States - Apple Valley

Today, I jokingly told my friend that I was the kid who stole his brand new glow-in-the-dark markers back in kindergarten. Now he's ignoring my texts and calls and says we're through. So much for our twelve years of friendship. FML
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Kalipczo 21

Go buy him some new ones as an apologetic gesture. No one should joke like that about glow in the dark markers. No one.

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Lilxpie 18

I remember letting a girl in my class borrow my pink ink pen one day and she still hasn't returned it from last year as I see it just sitting in her locker. Good luck, OP.

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jamnglamgirlie 17

I remember being in that position all to well. That's one of the reasons I stopped using pencil cases: To avoid the people that don't know what borrow means.

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utrax 23

Should not have messed with his glow-in-the-dark markers, OP.

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awesomeamandas 37

Never mess with glow in the dark anything. Of its not yours don't touch. Those things are sacred.

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awesomeamandas 37

How did I not realize I said of instead of if? I feel as if the grammar nazis have been slacking seeing as no one has commented about my mistake. I do apologize.

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jerryj 27

I must commend you on your honesty, and coming clean after all these years. It must have taken a lot of courage to confront your friend with your confession. I wish you good luck and godspeed with restoring your relationship.

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jerryj 27

My mistake! Must have misread the FML the first time. PS: Thank you for your polite correction.

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Fitzinator1995 13

well they do glow in the dark...

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Jeffy91 28

For all you know, you could have triggered something deep in his mind. His mom or dad could've bought them for him one day, telling him strictly to not lose them or else. The day they were stolen he may have just went home and explained to his folks what happened. All may have been well or he could've got beaten with spark plug wires. Ya just never know...

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Voij 16

I believe you have missed the part of the FML where it stated that these were "GLOW-IN-THE-DARK MARKERS"! [Yes, capslock was necessary to represent their awesomeness.] Having stuff like that stolen from you can cause a massive trauma. I still remember the one time when I was in some kinda park, I was about 4 years old, where they had small, remotely controlled boats. I put in the money to control one, then realised that the one I picked was stuck between others and couldn't move. I think this event will continue to haunt me for the rest of my life.

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kellyem2 20

It's amazing how badly something like that can still hurt years later. I still remember the kid who stole my neon crayons in the first grade. She lied and told me her brother ate them, but I definitely saw her coloring with them later. Some people just can't be trusted, man.

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aecribb 14

You're lucky they weren't scented as well or you wouldn't be alive to share this FML.

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Jeffy91 28

lol. I took your comment the wrong way. I was thinking if they were scented he would've ended up huffing the markers he supposedly stolen til he died from brain damage. Talk about thinking outside the box. XD

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