Miscellaneous: Truth hurts

Truth hurts

By markerThief - 13/10/2013 04:33 - United States - Apple Valley

Today, I jokingly told my friend that I was the kid who stole his brand new glow-in-the-dark markers back in kindergarten. Now he's ignoring my texts and calls and says we're through. So much for our twelve years of friendship. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:00 - United States - Grove City

Today, a childhood friend reached out to me to apologize for our friendship. He was obviously drunk, and admitted that his parents made him become friends with me so that my dad, their landlord, would be easy on them when the rent was short after his mom lost her job. He said he never really liked me and called me a nerd, before hanging up. FML

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You deserved it 117

Pranked out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 14:30

Today, I pranked my friend and started a fake fight. However, she opened up and admitted to doing a bunch of stuff. We've now stopped being friends. FML

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You deserved it 1 099

High school is hell

By Ani - 17/12/2021 10:58

Today, a "friend" of mine decided stealing my very low amount of sticky notes repetitively to make origami and show off was okay, even though I had repeatedly asked her to stop. Then, when I snapped, I was the bad guy, and everyone who was around started stealing my pencil case to get them. FML

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You deserved it 221

Teenage riot

By Anonymous - 14/02/2024 06:00 - United States - West Chester

Today, I got dumped by a friend because she said I was "too much." She's treated me like shit and basically ignored me at times since the beginning of the school year, in favor of hanging out with another friend. I guess years of friendship really can disappear overnight. FML

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You deserved it 116

Tactician

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 02:00

Today, in the most polite and friendly way I could think of, I told a friend that she's slightly too dramatic about things. She started throwing a fit, deleted my number, and ended our seven-year friendship. FML

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You deserved it 325

Sports ball

By Anonymous - 23/01/2022 08:01

Today, after almost four years of friendship. My "good friend" blocked me on Facebook, after I joked with him about his team losing. I'm a huge fan of the winning team. FML

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You deserved it 211

Can you be a little more specific?

By Anonymous - 28/05/2023 10:00

Today, I'm pretty sure I destroyed a friendship irreparably. I was trying to do a nice thing, but it backfired in an awful way. I know it's my fault. I really wanted to be that person's friend. FML

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You deserved it 320

Overreaction club

By Punk'd - 03/04/2021 08:00

Today, my brother is about to move to a new house, all because last week I played a prank on him. I made him believe that I crashed my car and had to sell his things to pay for the damage. He's no longer talking to me, or acknowledging me as a sibling anymore. FML

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You deserved it 2 090

That one weird kid

By shellski - 21/01/2012 01:21 - United States

Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know…" and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

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You deserved it 2 348

By doneanddone - 28/02/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

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You deserved it 8 746

Welshite 39

Sunday 13 October 2013 13:30

You monster!

Kalipczo 21

Sunday 13 October 2013 13:36

Go buy him some new ones as an apologetic gesture. No one should joke like that about glow in the dark markers. No one.

Comments

blondie2476 9

Sunday 13 October 2013 15:24

Wrong FML...

JMichael 25

Sunday 13 October 2013 15:26

How dare you joke about something like that! Markers hold a special place in everyone's heart. You go apologize right now!

perdix 29

Sunday 13 October 2013 15:33

I'm struggling to come up with an illuminating comment...

Slimbo305 11

Sunday 13 October 2013 15:35

They have glow in the dark spray-paint now. You should get him a can if you really like him # Im just sayn

Ksweety_fml 27

Sunday 13 October 2013 15:46

Buy your friend some makers then, Lol....

imlifeless2 25

Monday 14 October 2013 23:08

They just wouldnt be the same!!!

Omniprism 14

Sunday 13 October 2013 16:12

Hopefully he'll get over it. He's being pretty childish. Try and find him something comparable as a peace offering.

mFUNdo21 17

Sunday 13 October 2013 17:26

nothing, NOTHING compares to glow in the dark markers not a single thing

xPrinceofDeathx 5

Sunday 13 October 2013 16:19

You dont **** with a mans markers

GRgoldfish 19

Sunday 13 October 2013 17:01

he sounds like a child. If you really still want to be friends with him,you could always blow a whole 10 dollars on some new markers at the store. best of luck op