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By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 10:34 - United States - Sanford

Spicy
Today, my husband came home with a bunch of realistic-looking wigs for women. When I asked them what they were for, he said he wanted to spice up our sex life with them. When I told him I refused to wear a wig, he said in a very serious tone that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them, he was. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Tell him he has Toupée extra for that. I hope he doesn't try to give it a little wig-gle in there.

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Myo_fml 20

15: I do believe that I am going to need years of therapy after reading that.

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KaiCer0 8

Why not wear it? Spice the sex up already...

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Just go with the flow. If he plans on roleplaying then you should do the same. Blow his mind.

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Ukeee_X 19

Give it a go- it could be fun! Nothing like spicing things up (coming from a sub). Though he should have consulted you first.

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etchsanity1 11

Precisely grab some silk rope, a few clothes pins, and a ball gag I don't ever get why people are so damn timid about exploring sexuality nothing more fun than tying a girl to your headboard and making use of fun stuff and blindfold ... You won't even wear a wig for him I have ta say you deserve it. Try some hot candle wax;)

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Hellbound_Alleee 14

Oh, I get it--you're just upset that his kinks are so very tame and uninspiring.

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Werken247 14

OP Lighten up and enjoy some sex with your husband, otherwise next year for New Years you might get divorce papers instead of a kiss.

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kirasant 19

Yeah, there are worse things in life than finding out your husband has a kink you don't. Sit down and have a talk and give it a try. Surely you have some kinky interests he could give a try for you.

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lexieB2014 19

Congrats on the anniversary booo to your mom lol

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ohhhsnapple 14

That was rude of your husband, answering for the wigs when the question was directed at THEM.

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80skid 15

Keep an open mind. Give it a try :)

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