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By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 10:34 - United States - Sanford

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Today, my husband came home with a bunch of realistic-looking wigs for women. When I asked them what they were for, he said he wanted to spice up our sex life with them. When I told him I refused to wear a wig, he said in a very serious tone that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them, he was. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Tell him he has Toupée extra for that. I hope he doesn't try to give it a little wig-gle in there.

15: I do believe that I am going to need years of therapy after reading that.

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dirton89 7

And then he's just gonna start having an identity crisis.....it's all downhill from there

Maybe he'll be lucky and they'll be the same size. They can buy matching lingerie and everything.

Start reading up on cross dressing, because I have a feeling that this is where you are headed. Doubt that it is only wigs he is into. (And why wouldn't you wear a wig? If they were for you, could've been fun.) Anyway, good luck. If he is a cross dresser, you are in for some interesting times, to say the least.

That's pegging the limit right there.

He might be trying to tell you something if he's looking at female wigs.

I guess that's what you get for not listening to your husband and not being open to what I he wants sexually!! You did it yourself!

Hey at least you aren't the one wearing them.

YDI for not being willing to wear the wig for your husband when you thought that's what he wanted. FYL because your husband likes to cross dress.