Turn me on

By shmelly - 16/04/2010 04:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, as my boyfriend was unbuttoning my pants to go down on me, he looked at me and said in his best robot voice, "Caution, contents may be stinky." FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 982
You deserved it 22 234

Same thing different taste

Top comments

THC_Overdose 0

ewww dude go wash that nastiness... ydi

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tonyhenz 0

reach back like a pimp....and slap the hoe

JeanMonster 0
bugmenotmofo 34

4 out of 6 women ive gone down on wreaked like a dead carcass lying on a road for months. its disgusting and kills the mood completely. the two that didnt smell did go out of their way to keep things nice and clean down there. and i REALLY appreciate that because i do the same for them. and yes i know a bit of odor is normal, but a rotten carcass smell? HELL NO. so, to the OP: YDI for being having a rotten clam

no shit #10! btw op bathe once? you should before sex. otherwise that "smelly carcass" will smell like my grandma. not a good thing man.

blackcat906 0

I agree with Pandacharm. cooliogurl you need to back off. I'm not going to automatically judge you for being abstinent so you shouldn't judge others for being sexually active (and NORMAL). Obviously if you're abstinent you don't know the fun and pleasure of having intimate moments with someone, especially if they are a significant other. If you think that's nasty then personally I feel sorry for you. And by the way, lovers69's picture is nothing compared to other user pics I've seen. Personally I think her cleavage is tasteful, not inappropriate. so STFU.

you know, I don't think this site was made for twelve year olds

Del Taco sells fish tacos. You should sell your abdomen to them as advertising space.