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By bodyelectric - 13/04/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breathes on my neck. Just when I was about to finish, he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck and ear, and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By trina - 22/03/2009 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, I started to seductively kiss my girlfriend on the neck. When I asked her if she liked it, she said, "Yes, because I don't have to smell your breath." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By Username - 10/08/2011 12:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML

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vee_baby 0

Monday 13 April 2009 20:35

that has gotta be the biggest mood killer that i have ever heard! you know you have to go to his grandmother's house now and see what it smells like.. like, i would personally be curious.

lilian96 0

Monday 13 April 2009 20:33

LOL

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virgo_2220 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 5:28

ok #8 idk about you but when having sex wiht a guy a or ever actually i sure as hell dnt wanna be told i remind him of his freakin grandma!!!

weezybby 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 5:04

LMAO

isasitis 0

Friday 14 August 2009 0:28

"you taste like grandma's kisses woulda been better imo

asilex 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 18:35

WOW! If someone said that to me I think I'd ****.IN.MY.PANTS!!!

brandanwhoelse 0

Monday 5 October 2009 3:03

BWAHAHA xD I laughed so hard I cried xD

bertiebass1 5

Wednesday 14 October 2009 22:18

ahhahahhahahhhahahahha

RebeccaWvvv 0

Friday 12 February 2010 6:24

Well that's not creepy at all...

Alysha_Marie22 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 23:02

when I'm having sex with my boyfriend I like it when he blows in my ear and whispers '**** me harder!'

DaveTheBrave20 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 1:05

LOL u smell like old

redshortsx 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 12:49

maybe his grandmas house always smells like vanilla n cinnamon or something and you use that kind of lotion/body spray. and he likes it what's the big deal? or maybe he's just tryna be funny