Intimacy: Turned on - FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 15:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

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By kmyltd - 14/09/2016 06:18 - Australia - Mount Eliza

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

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Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

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Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

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Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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Mind games

By LittleRed - 05/03/2012 08:45 - United States

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Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML

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Saucy

By donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

Spicy

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

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By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

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By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

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Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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Unexpected arousal

By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 22:46 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Spicy

Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML

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By MrAries - 02/03/2016 11:45 - United States

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Today, I'm so sleep-deprived, I got a boner from just thinking about falling asleep. FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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Top comments

moosemonkey1000 6

Saturday 31 March 2012 19:43

Those holes are pretty hot.

my_usagi 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 19:44

Cream filled? Lol

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andrew87804 4

Sunday 1 April 2012 1:57

DOH!

aisthecoolest 8

Sunday 1 April 2012 2:13

Are u a cop?

JMichael 25

Sunday 1 April 2012 3:29

Mmm you want jelly filled;)

SharaRocksXD 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 3:43

NICE!! Haha jk that sucks to think that way!! I would hate myself!

alexchenkov 4

Sunday 1 April 2012 4:08

I don't see why this is a bad thing actually. I mean, they're donuts. Imagine one fresh out of the oven, crispy and sugary and coated with warm delicious chocolate, all ready for your glorious consumption. Heaven.

SheBeNeNe 16

Sunday 1 April 2012 4:11

Maybe I find this weird because I don't like donuts.

ImSoEffedUp 10

Sunday 1 April 2012 4:45

If I were u....I would've kept that FML to myself....

yaoiluver69 3

Sunday 1 April 2012 5:19

.....Good donut.....

EatMare 8

Sunday 1 April 2012 6:30

Hmmmm... donuts <3

YouKnowThatGuy 3

Sunday 1 April 2012 6:53

Sounds to me like you cream fill all your donuts at home...

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Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

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Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

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Today, my fiancée and I showed my mother-in-law a picture of the location at which we'll be holding our wedding reception. It's a beautiful waterfront building overlooking the ocean. She looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Looks like a good place to commit suicide." FML

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Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML

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Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML

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Today, I found out that my wife of ten years is still deeply in love with her first crush from before she met me. Now I'm starting to wonder whether her first time was really with me, as mine was with her. FML

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Today, as a science teacher, I did a science experiment in front of a class. One of my students asked me if it was "photoshopped." He was being serious. FML

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