Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Turned on

Turned on

By Nicki - 21/12/2011 12:30 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

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By klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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By Ally - 27/09/2015 01:47 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML

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You deserved it 8 475

Excuuuuuuse me?

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 13:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

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You deserved it 11 502

By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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Bad sign

By ITalkGood - 28/12/2009 00:37 - France

Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML

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You deserved it 10 024

By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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You deserved it 1 788

It's pronounced Renesmée

By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 16:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML

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You deserved it 472

Side dick

By Joanna - 27/12/2018 18:00

Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML

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You deserved it 12 906

What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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You deserved it 8 219

flockz 19

Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:13

OP- "YES YES **** ME GOODER!!" BF- "get the **** off me."

Cheerieful_fml 2

Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:04

Intelligence is sexy.

Comments

moonbootz 7

Thursday 21 August 2014 4:44

Now im just curious on what you said lol do tell.

gogoakira 7

Sunday 4 January 2015 14:34

i said something gramm. incorrect while doing so and so, and my bf chose to correct me.

MattChristensen 14

Wednesday 20 May 2015 23:06

*grammatically incorrect

CorvusVenator 14

Saturday 19 September 2015 14:24

I was the 30000 Ydi!

WHSKitty4ever 23

Wednesday 24 October 2018 15:54

Wtf lol

iceberg 10

Friday 1 February 2019 20:26

At least he didn't lose his hard on? He sounds like a cringy arrogant **** tho

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Today, my boyfriend talked me into wearing vibrating underwear in public and of course we bumped into my mom shopping, and of course he chose that moment to turn them on with the remote. The vibrating was way louder than we were expecting, and my mom just walked away shaking her head at us. FML

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Today, my fiancé broke up with me, because he was mad I was worried about him due to him not answering me for ten hours. FML

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Today, I reminded my husband that I was on my period, so he wouldn't try to fool around with me. A few hours later, his goldfish-like memory kicked in and he stuck his hand down my pants while we were going to bed. I was wearing a maxi pad. FML

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