TW: gross

By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 518
You deserved it 58 983

Same thing different taste

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xivilia 0

Wow, don't drink.. Try a safe alternative such as.... Smoothies.. Mmmm, everyone loves smoothies.....

bxrv43 0

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I was thinking YDI, but then, you were taking a cab, so that's pretty good. At least you weren't driving! But I have to wonder, why didn't you just roll down the window, or ask the cab driver to? At least THEN it would have been F The Guy Behind You's Life.

lisafannypack 0

at least you didn't drink and drive :D

GiannaxRevenge 0

LOL @ #3. OP - Common sense. Bars can be in cities or towns. Taxis are only in cities. Cities have public places such as restaurants, coffee shops, strip malls, etc. Public places have public bathrooms. Public bathrooms have stalls. Stalls have toilets. You're supposed to exclude waste into toilets. Vomit is waste. Last time I checked, handbags aren't stalls. YDI, idiot.

145: It's a YDI because although the drunk OP did not choose to endanger the lives of others in her own car, she is obviously a really out of control person for drinking to such excess. She deserves it because she DRANK until she was so DRUNK that she threw up in her own purse. That means she made all the choices that brought her to the exact moment of vomiting in her purse and ruining its' contents. It's kind of obvious.

It propbably would've been cheaper to throw up in the cab, rather then ruin your handbag and all its contents (phone, wallet, keys - not to mention the cost of the bag) seriously, dumb move - idiot.

lolzforfun228 3
Pharmacyst 0

Stop drinking, its not good for your health and its a waste of money. Save your liver, you'll be grateful when you're older.

ceisfu 0

if you had enough time to weigh your options like that, you should've had enough time to say "pull over, I have to vomit" most cabbies, not wanting a vomitty taxi, will swiftly comply.

racefan234 0