Twatted

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Mclean

Today, a girl I follow on Twitter tweeted, "Why can't I have a cute math tutor?" I'm her math tutor. FML
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Schizomaniac 24

Now you answer all her questions with "I DON'T KNOW WHY DON'T YOU ASK A CUTER TUTOR." Immaturity, my friend.

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Trix_Disorder 20

She didn't even have the decency to make an "acute" pun, eh? Shame.

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Comments

ns1985 15

so what if your student doesn't think you're cute?

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SoylentCandycorn 10

It's still a pretty rude and vapid thing to say.

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Zebediabolical 39

How did you get old enough to be a tutor and not realize that you're not cute?

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Born2die 11

"Have you heard of this new number, derf? It's right between 6 and 7. Good luck on the test!"

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BurningGrannies 16

go to school wearing those kitty ear things, you'll be cute.

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Impignorate 8

Retweet her and scare the shit out of her.

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DanielleinDC 33

Wow, what a shallow brat. I suppose you could respond that she should be focusing more on the work and less on how her tutor looks, but she would miss the point.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Also, what makes her think a cute math teacher would want her vapid ass anyway? OP should retweet "why can't I have a cute student who actually studies?"

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secretsymbiote21 5

it sounds to me like she is trying to get your attention because she actually does think You're cute. women right? and yeah student tutors are definitely around.

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lowshadows 21

last time I checked, cute isn't a requirement for being a tutor or a math wiz. selfish bitch trying to turn life into a drama movie.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

She probably thinks she's the star of some teen comedy series that's actually made for tweens.

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charvisioku 22

Sounds like you've got yourself a creepy student there. Be thankful she isn't going bunny-boiler on your ass.

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perdix 29

Answer: "Because you don't pay enough." For $250/hr, you can get Magic Mike to tutor you in Analytic Geometry ;)

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