Twatted

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Mclean

Today, a girl I follow on Twitter tweeted, "Why can't I have a cute math tutor?" I'm her math tutor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 262
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Schizomaniac 24

Now you answer all her questions with "I DON'T KNOW WHY DON'T YOU ASK A CUTER TUTOR." Immaturity, my friend.

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Trix_Disorder 20

She didn't even have the decency to make an "acute" pun, eh? Shame.

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jburd 2

Reply her tweet! Say: "You need to correct that last tweet to I wish I had a math tutor." That's just rude, you're helping her out- so what if she's pretty / you need the money. No one deserves that. Unacceptable.

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Bebbo_fml 21

50, that's a cop out excuse for your own intentions when ever interacting with the female sex. Don't generalize your intentions to other males.

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beegee11 4

I'd retweet 'how unfortunate, also did I mention rates just increased $5/ hour? Happy studying!'

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Hawaii84 16

Why are you following her tweets? Don't waste your time with that dribble and what she thinks of you. She is just a student, right?

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GiveMeLove_fml 6

Why are you following your students on twitter..

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giriunas 2

Oh wow, thats mean. Why is tht relevant on her twitter. The last thing i would be thinking about is tweetin about my math tutor. But can you tutor me? Im seriously struggling and my statistics final is today -___-

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OhhhMaryy 12

better fail her ass!!

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