Twins

By rufusthepenis - 02/10/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked like "Rufus the naked mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they looked similar, and laughing. FML
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SoCalKay 3

Atleast Rufus isn't exactly small haha

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4evaYong21 1

Your life sucks.. Mainly because your penis looks like a naked mole rat. Hahaha

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Vash_41288 10

Lol there's always a brightside right?

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UrLyfSuxx 0

Tell her, I don't look like Rufus. Rufus looks like Me.

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Penguin_swc 0

It sounds like tomorrow night is the time for you to reveal what a big 'Return of the Jedi' fan you are.

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xXRiah_GirlXx 9

What is that? That freaky thing! Step back, it's the naked mole rat! C'mon y'all, I can't hear the girlies sing! Listen to the naked mole rat! xD oh yeah. Kim Possible ftw.

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imcutefml 0

I think rufus is a bit taller but yea if my gf told me my penis looked like a cartoon id be pissed

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yaitsabovavrage 0

Effin Disney channel..

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wellnowthatsucks 5

First off, it scares me that you'd mention Disney Channel. Second, I don't care if you 'want it that way'. Above has a ******* 'e' at the end. You wanted me to "get at you", so I did. Ball's in your court, douchebag.

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wellnowthatsucks 5

And I didn't mention how you spelled average wrong because I was lazy. Looks like you got off easy.

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boredfishing 0

That's what happens when you date girls who are too young. You should avoid pick up lines like "Want some candy?" in the future.

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ikickgingers 15

55 - I use that line effectively all the time.

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PurpleWaffles 2

Ni noxisuxgk &/) g vms F

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katt_is_here 24

So, my posts get moderated because of some obscure rule and this gets passed you guys? SMH.

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Azrael9 11

sounds like someone needs a new girl friend. next time pick one up at a bar and not a disney chat room.

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