Twins

By rufusthepenis - 02/10/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked like "Rufus the naked mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they looked similar, and laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 331
You deserved it 4 851

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Atleast Rufus isn't exactly small haha

Your life sucks.. Mainly because your penis looks like a naked mole rat. Hahaha

Comments

That's what you get for referring to it as your "****".

briaa23 4

well um. i have no idea what to say except is she a little kid?

ohkellno 3

Dude, she's too young for you.

cloakedn007 1

Tell her, come give Rufus a kiss

brekab8 14

Hmmm i still can't decide wether or not I would want a girl to think my man-hood was... "cute" ^.^lol