Typecasting

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 798
You deserved it 5 077

Same thing different taste

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gigi2009 0

at least you know how to grab some ass :)

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cometpdx 0

Slap her ass and have her grab your face 14 times. Wait, what?

lol!!! congrats on getting the role at least??

ROFL!!! XD I can so see this!! Well atleast it wasn't a punch or as stated above, your happy sacks. I thought slapping was fake? Eh, what'cha gonna do.

tellmetwice 0

I am personally involved with at least four shows a year. I've been assigned to slap three guys in my four years of High School. People do not understand how hard it is to stage slap without it looking fake. It's honestly a lot easier to slap somebody for real who doesn't know how to. It's more convincing. As for the ass grabbing, you need to try and catch up with this girl later to "practice" the scene. You're supposed to be a bad boy right? Why not become the character inside and out like a true actor should? Good luck with your part, and hopefully your next one won't involve too much bodily harm!

Its not nice to grab womens asses like that maybe thats why she slapped you so much...has anyone else noticed like the 4 other recents from this guy?? HE IS A FAKE

I'd rather be slapped several times than be groped by someone who isn't a significant other several times.

Or you a man or a mouse? At least everybody knows you can grab ass and can take 14 slaps in a row. :P