Tyranny

By luh8r - 09/04/2009 14:38 - Canada

Today, while teaching swimming to a bunch of five year-olds, one particularly bratty girl decided she didn't want to swim and led the entire class to strike, leaving the pool empty, and me without a job. Apparently I was teaching the next world tyrant to swim. FML
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buhnaynay 0

I hate rebellious kids. And where are they twenty years from now? Drowning because they walked out on you.

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ttonks007 0

wtf. how does that even HAPPEN? and there was nothing you could do to stop this uprising from the rebel forces? lmao, and where did they even GO? a bunch of five year old kids just walked away?? did you try using your authoritative voice? XD so ridiculous. SO ridiculous. and i want more details!!

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miguelzxz 1

@ #30, OP never said anything about the kids leaving, he/she just mentioned that the kids left the pool empty, they could have very well just sat outside the pool, or gone into the main building (assuming there is one). Impressive girl though, to be able to convince a bunch of her peers to her cause...She'll go far in life

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woahcomments 0

HAHAHA future bitches of the world

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felca 0

*insert obligatory comment concerning AIDs and the pool*

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jSOPURE 3

I think #5 is more upset than you. =P Pool Tyrant FTL.

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sansforever 0

Were the parents even THERE?

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ptrek85 0

Don't worry when she becomes a tyrant this day will come back to haunt her.

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

If you're going to teach kids you should know how to handle them. YDI.

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yesbutnotyou 0

the more I see of life, the more I believe that children are, indeed, the spawn of Satan.

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