Love and Awkward: Uggos R us

Uggos R us

By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

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You deserved it 4 335

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Same thing different taste

By thathurt - 01/01/2012 00:51 - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

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You deserved it 8 395

Assface

By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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You deserved it 3 449

By fugly - 06/06/2015 00:44 - United States - Landenberg

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 023

You deserved it 2 369

By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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You deserved it 9 220

No uggos

By Anonymous - 01/12/2022 15:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML

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You deserved it 115

By fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt - 17/08/2012 16:27 - United Kingdom - Sittingbourne

Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

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You deserved it 2 771

Doggy dog world

By Whatever - 24/09/2021 08:00

Today, my self-esteem has gotten so low that when I was out walking my boss's dog and someone called out, "Beautiful!" I assumed they were talking about the dog. They had to clarify they were speaking about me. FML

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You deserved it 169

Travelling light

By EmBAREassed - 31/07/2009 13:43 - United States

Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML

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You deserved it 60 337

By Youknowwho - 18/01/2009 02:55 - Australia

Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML

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You deserved it 2 446

Thanks guys

By ConfidenceShattered - 07/05/2022 14:00

Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 194

You deserved it 334

Welshite 39

Sunday 6 October 2013 2:29

Three out of four ain't bad.

Dark__Angel66 24

Sunday 6 October 2013 2:29

Maybe you just weren't his type? Who cares what he thinks anyway OP!

Comments

esslust 2

Sunday 6 October 2013 10:00

If you have a nice bum, waist and rack I couldn't believe you being ugly at all Don't listen to idiots :-)

picturescrazy 24

Sunday 6 October 2013 10:29

That is what brown paper sacks are for, right? ;) But seriously, you'll meet someone that'll like you for who you are, rather than what you look like. Even the best-looking girls in the world struggle to find someone who likes them for who they are, not what they look like. I'm not going to give you bogus advice to wear makeup or get work done. If you're comfortable with what you look like, rock it! Confidence is your best asset!

wolfgold2 20

Sunday 6 October 2013 11:06

*whistle* SMASHING

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 6 October 2013 11:13

Well ... those things are all satisfactory to me. I'd still make sweet love to all of you. :D

ChiefRager 8

Sunday 6 October 2013 11:55

I'm really curious as to what you actually look like.

AholeCop 11

Sunday 6 October 2013 12:20

About four people said 'butter face' but no one said Monet. Monet is when they're fine from far, but far from fine. If we're slinging shallow insults, might as well learn them all. Don't worry OP you don't want approval from the likes of wolf whistlers.