Embarrassing, Awkward and Scary: UNAGI!

UNAGI!

By belieber101 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML

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You deserved it 14 121

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godamnitmotagain 16

Saturday 17 March 2012 16:14

you deserve it belieber

iwilkilalzmBs 2

Saturday 17 March 2012 16:13

Minecraft?

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Bonald 3

Sunday 18 March 2012 10:26

That'ssssssSSSSSssssss a nicesssssSSSSss basssssSSSSSsssssement you've got there... ssssssSSSSssss

knifeywifey 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 11:01

I have never laughed so hard in my entire life... Added to my fav

thedome115 5

Sunday 18 March 2012 13:15

I thought it was minecraft also. Lol

totallyepicchick 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 13:54

How ******* old are you?!

insane451 4

Sunday 18 March 2012 14:49

Lol

dobbyisfreeeeeee 10

Sunday 18 March 2012 16:13

Just play Justin Bieber and no one will want to even come close

iyazwoodfle 4

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:33

Ssssssssssss boom.

88sforlife 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 21:55

Ur name is to close to bieber

at0micmin3r 23

Sunday 18 March 2012 22:14

Just how old ARE you? Five? Grow up. YDI.

HunterAlpha1 8

Sunday 18 March 2012 23:48

where was your gun? oh, right, you're from the UK, you guys gave up all your guns like *******.

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Today, my fiancé got impatient and passed a lady doing 15 mph under the speed limit. The lady was driving slowly in case the black ice in the other lane was in both. We spun out and drove right into a guard rail. I'd just filled the tank, so now I'm down $40 and need to pay for a rental too. FML

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Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML

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Today, my boss installed a comment box for anonymous suggestions on how to improve the workplace. So far, I've received 5 notes from my employees requesting that I be fired or replaced by a hotter woman, as it's the best way to improve the company. FML

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Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

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Today, I asked my dad if he could fix my bed. It had been squeaking for some time. He shook his head no. He then continued with, "Your bed is a security system and as far as I can tell, you haven't gotten any in weeks". FML

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Today, even though I've been studying and working with children and adolescents for the last 14 years, I've come to find that their parents' behavior tends to be worse than their children's. FML

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