Embarrassing, Awkward and Scary: UNAGI! - FML

UNAGI!

By belieber101 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML

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godamnitmotagain 16

Saturday 17 March 2012 16:14

you deserve it belieber

iwilkilalzmBs 2

Saturday 17 March 2012 16:13

Minecraft?

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chrisbyg 6

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:09

If you hear a sssssSSSSS run away! It might blow up!

sickenedwinter86 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 3:03

How did you post an FML with the lights out? YDI for lying!

bigbootay 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 3:18

a few torches is all you need

herpderpjones 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 3:24

Do you not need electricity for Internet?!

xocellaox 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:02

you sound like me! ...but i grab a knife, and light candles.

brittany1655 5

Sunday 18 March 2012 7:28

i know i was creepin outside your front door but your awesome karote noises made me shit bricks

heroforhirex95 17

Sunday 18 March 2012 7:33

Gpoy ._.

SoultheWolf 19

Sunday 18 March 2012 7:48

Haven't you heard of flashlights or lanterns..? Even an iPod, phone, or laptop light works. And why the basement? Thats the worse place to be when there i sno light!

PistolWhiper93 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 8:02

Screw karate, where's a torch and enchanted diamond sword when u need one.

thedome115 5

Sunday 18 March 2012 13:18

Something I want to know also

art_of_troll 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 8:07

No inernet yet you post an fml?

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