Embarrassing, Awkward and Scary: UNAGI! - FML

UNAGI!

By belieber101 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML

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You deserved it 14 120

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godamnitmotagain 16

Saturday 17 March 2012 16:14

you deserve it belieber

iwilkilalzmBs 2

Saturday 17 March 2012 16:13

Minecraft?

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badactor009 0

Monday 19 March 2012 1:46

Uh, hate to tell you this but us creepers home in on frightened wimps making karate noises. Makes me want to do sick and twisted things to fraidy-cats. Frightened noises draws us like evil rapist zombies to a girls first menstraul blood. If you are lucky the first creeper will finish you off before the swarm gets there.

koenigsegg44 2

Monday 19 March 2012 2:07

Sssssssssssssssss

jackeechan 10

Monday 19 March 2012 3:56

Get your diamond sword, armor, and porkchops buddy! Were goin on a minecraft stakeout! :D

jbladehdk 4

Monday 19 March 2012 4:39

Sssssssssssss....

cscott3131 0

Monday 19 March 2012 6:40

Seriously, why did you let creepers in your house anyways?? Lol

kemando 22

Monday 19 March 2012 10:26

Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

lionlvr 9

Monday 19 March 2012 18:49

Seriously?

braceletwiz98 3

Tuesday 20 March 2012 3:09

That'ssssssSSSSSssssss a nicesssssSSSSss basssssSSSSSsssssement you've got there...

paintedgoddess 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 6:41

SssssssssSSSSSSSSsssssssss

hannah327 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 17:33

I'm sorry, but this made me laugh extremely hard. Ydi...

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Today, my girlfriend won't stop complaining about the recent lack of intimacy in our relationship. There's an easy solution to this problem, but I'm currently covered in poison ivy rashes and she refuses to let me touch her until they clear up. Guess I'd better get used to itching and whining. FML

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Today, I had an interview scheduled for 10:05. When I got there, someone was talking to them, so I sat down to wait. Little did I know this wait would be 45 minutes. I got told to go home and that I'd be rescheduled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 819

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A HAPPY BUTTHOLE!" in front of a dozen other people. I have no idea where she heard that. FML

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Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML

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Today, while at dinner with my wife, she asked me what was on my mind as I stared blankly at the window. "Nothing" was interpreted as, "We are boring, and can't stand each other." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 724

You deserved it 1 528

Today, I made roast beef with mashed potatoes and green beans for dinner. My 8-year-old daughter was crying and gagging the whole time, and eventually said between sobs, "Can't you just beat me and send me to bed hungry instead?" I have no clue where she got that idea from. FML

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