Death and Animals: Underwhelming - FML

Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:23 - United States - Mulino

Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 22:49 - United States - Belmont

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

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Poor little guy

By RabbitOwner - 07/01/2011 20:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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Traumatized

By Anon - 31/10/2009 11:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I invited my very animal-phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved, so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 18:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML

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By bluebelle - 19/10/2015 11:10 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2012 08:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

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By Noname - 29/10/2011 11:02 - United States

Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

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Cads1 24

Sunday 21 June 2015 13:19

No Easter for you.

FunnnyGirrl 19

Sunday 21 June 2015 13:31

Bright side... Your boyfriend's parents will not be forgetting you anytime soon.

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josace 9

Monday 22 June 2015 4:31

How do you accidentally sit on rabbit?

Grenith 21

Monday 22 June 2015 5:06

OP is from China they probably just made it into stew.

Epikosity 15

Monday 22 June 2015 5:53

My sympathy goes to you and the rabbit but I must ask...How did you manage that?!

magickiss87 22

Monday 22 June 2015 9:15

ALWAYS watch out when going to sit down. You never know what you could be sitting on, whether or not it'd break or it'd hurt you. Idk how people don't know that they're sitting on piles of stuff etc. Maybe I'm just the only one who watches out for my surroundings.

Biker187 13

Monday 22 June 2015 16:51

Dumb rabbit, stew time

SquirrellyGirl 20

Monday 22 June 2015 17:45

You sat on a rabbit!!!!! Wow.... That sucks

Winona_Crystella 5

Sunday 5 July 2015 6:25

It's terrible that I laughed at this.

tiredofwaiting 25

Thursday 30 July 2015 8:21

Poor bunny.

shotgun_girl 17

Monday 9 November 2015 1:44

DO YOU NOT LOOK WHERE YOU SIT!? You don't know whats on the seat coulda been a cake or anything else breakable/squishable! All better than a bunny though!

EdenZombies 9

Monday 18 January 2016 5:55

I was very startled and confused for the moment that I read rabbit as rabbi. Now I'm still startled, but also relieved.

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Today, my friends sat me down and said they were concerned I was self-harming. I don't self-harm, I'm just a massive klutz. They don't believe me, and want me to get professional help. And now, because I found it all so funny, they think I'm mentally unhinged. FML

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