Doctor, Sleep and Love: Unfinished Somniloquy

Unfinished Somniloquy

By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 23:17 - United States

Today, I was in lying in bed with my boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, and it appears that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML

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Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 15:50 - United States

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

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By amg85904 - 30/01/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 20:52 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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Monday 25 October 2010 9:05

That's pretty badass.

taoxyeuxmay 4

Monday 25 October 2010 9:07

Your boyfriend sounds like a cutie pie!

Comments

hochrote 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 7:30

Stop assuming she's uneducated. She doesn't know proper terminology in the anatomy field. Big deal.

Dudddde_fml 4

Sunday 22 May 2011 1:43

This is dumb

GuardGirl126 9

Thursday 3 November 2011 15:22

To everyone calling this person an idiot is wrong. Her boyfriend is studying to be a DOCTOR! She could be studying to be something else or is something else. This is ridiculous how you're all saying she's uneducated. I'm studying to be a Pharmacist...I'm pretty sure that I know a lot of things half of you wouldn't even understand. To the OP: I'm sorry. It sucks not knowing what some stuff means. My boyfriend is in the military and whenever I'm with him and he's sleeping, he'll mutter some military stuff that I have to Google. I feel your pain.