Unfit

By naagodinho - 09/01/2012 14:56 - Portugal

Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 912
You deserved it 4 779

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Go to the Doc Bastard. He will heal you with his magical unicorn powers. Then, have fun at your new gym. :)

perdix 29

Now you've got a nice bulge to show off to the ladies. Get you a Speedo!

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That must have been a rigourous sign up form!

Hernias heal.. Rest until you're well then get back to sculpting that 6-pack! Woohoo! ..hernias do suck though. :(

MrBoredGuy 1

No, actually they require surgery

No, actually they do not always require surgery.

Yeah they do always require surgery my brother had one...if they are not surgically removed then they stay there forever

Oh yeah 45? Is that right???? Were you in the operating room too? If you were you would know they have to be repaired not removed.

It depends on the severity of the hernia.. Some abdominal hernias can be repaired by pushing in the correct spot on the abdomen with no surgery needed.. Many do need surgery, but not all.

Uhm xcar..yeah I actually was thanks for asking. And seriously do you have no life? You're just going around hating on all my comments. You're obviously an ignorant immature bitch

And 54, I don't think it's possible for it to just go back to normal..I could be wrong but I think they needs surgery no matter what because my brothers was barely anything and he still needed surgery

I'm not hating on all your comments, just the ones that are stupid. Maybe someone will throw a rock at you.

Ok wow you're really stupid..If you're referring to my picture, you're even stupider because IM A GIRL.

desireev 17

70- I'm a nice person and normally would never say what I'm about to.. But REALLY?! STUPIDER?! COME ON NOW!! ALSO.. HERNIAS DO NOT GET REMOVED! THEY GET REPAIRED!! The other commenter is wrong.. She said she is not hating on all of your comments. Just the stupid ones.. WHICH ARE ALL OF THEM!!! Get a life already.. You would normally be the person I'd be defending and saying nice things about even though you're acting ridiculous.. But I can't.. I'm not even in the convo and you've pissed me off!! Shut the hell up and go make out with your 47 Justin Bieber posters.. And PLEASE!!! Stop commenting!!! PLEASE!!! Kthanksbye :)

Ok I'm not gonna get in a fight with you but did you seriously say I don't have a life? Your the one that just wrote a comment that was like a page long to a person who wasn't even talking to you...and by repairing the organ that the hernia is in, you're removing the hernia. So shut up and stop talking to me. Oh and by the way, how would you know if my comments are stupid? You've seen like 5 of them out of like a hundred. K so leave me alone bitch.

Poser1337 5

No. I am having hernia surgery soon. I've had it for 6 years. It's been bothering me more lately so I am having it fixed. Who told you they heal?

It's not stupid that you don't know what a hernia is, however, it is rather silly to ask that question on a website that requires internet access to see. Which means you can search for the answer yourself much more quickly than it would take for someone to respond. Just for future reference: A hernia is when an organ or part of the body has been pushed out of place from where it is supposed to be. The most common is a herniated disk in the spine, which means one of your spinal disks has been pushed out of line with the rest of the disks in your spine.

Hernia: A hernia is the protrusion of an organ or the fascia of an organ through the wall of the cavity that normally contains it. I believe they are usual related to putting stress on the body, in this case the OP may have lifted too heavy of weights for their body to handle.

Heres an FML tip: dont ever ask a question on this website, people will cold heartedly assume your just a dumbass, and tell you to "Google it bitch!" Its a cruel place, it really is :( You got lucky and actually had people answer you

I personally can't stand the aggressive behavior on here, therefore I don't conform to it. But that is good advice, in most cases you're better off trying to find out yourself.

Nikkitaria 9

It can be helpful to other people wondering as well.

That's why you start small OP! But at least some douche didn't drop weights on your foot!

bubo_fml 10

Just go to the gym to stand around & pose...That's what everyone else does...

I found your comment extra funny cause I also see them hanging out by the juice bars too. Not one exercise done. Lol

It's even worse when they take forever on certain machines because they are too busy talking on the phone or spacing out.

afunnyterdcody 5
DarkJediLove 19

Know your limits and and even though you failed, once you are healed try again to avoid becoming one of the obese majority.

Actually I found out that I had a hernia at 13 years old most people live their whole lives with out knowing.

keep at it when you recover. keep good form and if you have questions on anything, personal trainers would be thrilled to help you out

jerseyboy732 16

Perfect excuse to go to McDonald's and stuff your fat face