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By naagodinho - 09/01/2012 14:56 - Portugal

Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML
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Meowingtons500 18

Go to the Doc Bastard. He will heal you with his magical unicorn powers. Then, have fun at your new gym. :)

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perdix 29

Now you've got a nice bulge to show off to the ladies. Get you a Speedo!

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megotswag 0

What's a hernia?? I never heard of that before...

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StephenJameson 2

Dang I'm tired of all you new year resolution gym people. I give you your props for trying but give up already. Start by taking your fat a$$ outside and run around the block until you pass out and after 8 months are so go to gym.

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sugaryspice 5

Wow, it's rude people like you that make it hard enough for people to start going to the gym, for fear of being judged. Also, nothing says OP hadn't been working out before joining this gym, or that he's fat.

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Ugi 26

I'm with 84 - in fact the OP says "a new Gym" implying that there had been an old gym. What confuses me is how you can herniate yourself _applying_!

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sassimo 0

This probably proves u can't lift that much

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starrnao 15

Ouch! Well hopefully you can heal up and give it another try OP... perhaps with less weight?

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clutz123 5

yeah... pace yourself. good idea, but i bet your one of those guys who decides to go to a gym, works way too hard, and hates it, so they eventually stop going. exercise shouldn't be painful.

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KzlovesYewx101 5

I kinda feel your pain. I just joined a gym and began a boot camp workout class and now I messed up my knee so I can't even walk.

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Ugi 26

That must have been a _really_ heavy pen!

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