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Unhinged

By Anonymous - 14/04/2017 04:00

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for not showing up to her mother's birthday party. I didn't go because I had to finish a project for work over the weekend. This is the same person who refused to go to my father's funeral because she, "didn't feel like getting dressed up." FML

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You deserved it 873

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2024 22:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I voiced my unhappiness to my girlfriend, as I wanted to go to a class before we met her friends this weekend, and she said she hated back-to-back events. It was unfair as she often planned her work before our dates, and ended up being late. She became paggro, all because I want to learn a new skill. FML

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You deserved it 177

Probably for the best

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 22:00

Today, my boss informed me that I'll have to work all weekend to finish a project that's due on Monday. This wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact that my ex-girlfriend is getting married on Saturday, and I was supposed to be in the wedding party. FML

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You deserved it 288

By R281780 - 14/02/2016 15:53 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML

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You deserved it 4 169

By Anonymous - 20/12/2010 00:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML

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You deserved it 3 390

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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How could you?

By Harry641 - 23/02/2016 22:53 - United Kingdom - Hounslow

Today, I got accused of ruining my girlfriend's birthday, all because I accidentally got her the same birthday present as her mother did. FML

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You deserved it 1 512

By Haitwun - 08/12/2014 02:18 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML

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Zoom call from hell

By low_expectations - 19/08/2020 02:04

Today, I was yelled at by my mom for not communicating to the rest of my family about the zoom call SHE planned and asked for. The call was to celebrate my birthday. Apparently, it was my responsibility to coordinate it. FML

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You deserved it 109

What do you want from me?

By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 22:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML

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You deserved it 155

No means no

By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 10:00

Today, it seems my mom didn’t believe me when I told her multiple times I was not going to my nasty bitch sister's wedding. Then she acted surprised and outraged when, shocker, I didn’t go, and has been leaving me texts and voicemails for over an hour. FML

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You deserved it 104

Tartara 15

Friday 14 April 2017 4:17

Now I would have dumped her after the funeral incident. But you didn't, so I doubt you will now. You probably have some excuse to make up for it, like she's the perfect girlfriend in every other way, or you love her. But from the limited 200 character fml you wrote, she sounds like a selfish, unsympathetic, one ticket trip into crazy town that I for one don't have time for. You probably won't, but my two cents is to run. And YDI for not leaving her sooner when she already showed you her colors.

cp399 14

Friday 14 April 2017 4:03

Dump her

Comments

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 15 April 2017 23:29

Wow, I'd say it's time to dump her. She's a very self-absorbed spoiled brat.

willydafo 10

Sunday 16 April 2017 0:44

Eat her ass

healthcarechick 9

Sunday 16 April 2017 1:15

You need to ditch that crazy bitch!!!!!! She wouldn't go to the funeral bc she didn't want to get dressed up?!?! WTF She is a cold hard psychotic bitch. You can do much better

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 17 April 2017 4:15

She "didn't feel like getting dressed up"? That's a pretty shitty reason to not go to the funeral of your boyfriend's father. You had a pretty legitimate reason for not going to her mother's birthday party--you had to work. I'm going to agree with the others here that you need to dump that woman.