Unloveable

By cc10 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - China

Today, I heard my newly divorced parents fighting about who gets to keep me. Neither of them wants me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 642
You deserved it 4 250
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alwaysalady 0

How can you not want your child anymore? this blows my mind. I love my children more then anything. Poor you. You can come live with me.

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mewzik 0

ouch that must've hurt i remember when i was in 5th grade, i overheard my mom saying that she was sick of me and never wanted to see me again... i can kind of relate : /

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yourkiddingright_fml 0

If you have grandparents or an aunt or unlce go see them and make sure BOTH your useless parents have to pay for your support!

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blastvortex 3

It sounds like you might be better off being a ward of the state. FYL, kiddo. That sucks. I'd recommend living with a relative if at all possible.

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jecoliah 0

um for yo info, in china u can only have 1 child, smart one respsoning to thyaftermath

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OmnomnomAPPLE 0

That sucks shit. Maybe live with an aunt/uncle or grandparents?

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poeticvibez07 0

well you're either a badass kid that causes too much drama or your parents are sad excuses for humans

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the_stereotype 0

how does that even matter? your parents suck period. you're better off without them. i would steal from them and then runaway.

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poeticvibez07 0

#63 sooo mean and yet I can't stop laughing lol

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zpicci 0

it should be "who HAS to keep me" lol

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demonkey_fml 4

You're probably an adolescent. It's not you, it's your age and hormones that scare them. Remember this when it comes time to put them in an old age home or if they ever ask to live with you for "a little while" after they retire. Also, I think that you should begin collecting an "annoyance fee" from them. This may be of your choosing, I think you know what I mean. Don't take it personally, your parents are narcissistic assholes, this is definitely not normal behavior. Your main goal now is to insist that your schooling is covered in the divorce settlement. (Don't laugh, my tuition was and I got a free ride thanks to my mom being pissed at my dad for getting an equal share in the house, long story). Yes, they're attitude does suck, but don't let it ruin your life. You know what- in a few years, you'll have all new friends, a nice boyfriend, and they will be out of your life and begging you to come home on vacation breaks. I think you know the answer to that... Good Luck!

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Essentials 0

you are probably why they're getting a divorce.

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