Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 686
You deserved it 60 139

Same thing different taste

Top comments

kbeverly07 1

Haha you left yourself open for that one and kinda deserve it for comparing her

perdix 29

Why did you have to say anything about their size? You should have just sucked away and said they were beautiful. Idiots like you deserve a life a constant masturbation.

Comments

EmperorHilo 11

The only thing that should ever come out of your mouth at a time like that is "their perfect". Anything else will always come out wrong, and like the OP you'll regret it soon enough.

After reading this, I don't see why so many people think this is entirely the OP's fault. Yes he did mention and ex, and what he said revolved around his gf having small boobs. But IT WAS HIS GIRL who SAID HERSELF that she had small boobs. If the OP said they were big then that would have been a lie. Instead, he explained logically that they are not the smallest and implied that they were perfect for him, and that it is more than the size of her chest in a meaningful relationship. None of what he said was a lie, and if you read between the lines, its actually really open and nice. His girl just took it the wrong way and decided to openly insult him--totally uncalled for in any mature relationship. If any girl were to set me, or any guy, up like this, where there is no right response (because, lets face it, saying they're perfect doesn't REALLY say anything, its just a general avoidance answer), especially when it leads to her insulting him as a result, is beyond childish and well, just pathetic. Honestly, if they are small (and I am not saying that is a bad thing--I think girls who have smaller chests also have bodies/builds that are just stunning in their own way), both already know it. And if he asked her out, then he clearly can look past it. She had no reason to set him up, and choosing to insult him for an honest answer? OP can do much better

Was gonna read that long ass comment, but I decided I have better things to do...

ebethsuperstar 2

First off, we don't know what she said about her small boobs, she could have just made a joke about it instead of complaining like everyone assumes. Bottom line is OP put his foot in his mouth by A. bringing up exes, which no one, male or female likes, especially in bed, and B. comparing her to other women. YDI

brokenheartemo 7

I wouldn't blame OP. He was trying to make his gf feel better. He was doing a crappy job, but he didn't deserve an outright insult. Btw, this is why some men don't even try anymore.

WickedGinger 2

The lesson here: if you're really going 'hot and heavy,' your lips should be otherwise occupied ;)

Bro, don't disrespect a chicks ****. No recpecto means no fucko