Sex and Intimacy: Unwarranted

Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 16:27 - Serbia

Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML

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By Mike - 21/02/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2015 22:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 08:38 - United States - Murrieta

Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML

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By FML - 02/02/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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By Chipper - 09/08/2018 03:50

Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML

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Communication

By mairelys - 26/01/2010 06:56 - Canada

Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML

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Humblebrag

By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 06:00

Today, I learned that my insecurities regarding my dick size were unfounded, as my girlfriend gushed over my dick and said it was amazing. We then got down to business, and almost immediately heard, "Ow! Fuck, that's my cervix! This hurts! Stop!" FML

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kbeverly07 1

Wednesday 21 December 2011 0:12

Haha you left yourself open for that one and kinda deserve it for comparing her

perdix 29

Wednesday 21 December 2011 0:14

Why did you have to say anything about their size? You should have just sucked away and said they were beautiful. Idiots like you deserve a life a constant masturbation.

Comments

Poetaster 10

Wednesday 21 December 2011 7:08

Call her Mz cavernous ...

anmo 4

Wednesday 21 December 2011 7:57

Lmao

RinaVampire31 18

Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:07

You had that coming.

RockinRoyaltyxD 13

Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:09

Oooh wrong choice of words. Ydi for conparing. Just should of said "their nice and find. You have the perfect breast size baby." Something along those lines.

OhLohd111 11

Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:28

Personally, I believe that all of the people who see his actions as offensive have some self confidence issues of their own, believing that trapping someone in an awkward situation like she did is okay. It's seriously not. I read this as she was starving for a confidence boost, he gave her a compliment (although it was badly worded) and she took it the wrong way thanks to her low self esteem and decided to hurt him like she was hurting herself.

vcolvin 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:56

How do we have self esteem issues? I was simply sticking up for the poor girl. How was that a compliment? A compliment would have been something along the lines of "no they are fine to me." Instead he basically agreed that she has small boobs while comparing her to previous girlfriends. That is hardly a compliment. Like many people said he had it coming!!

finished 10

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:02

Well ya kinda deserved it but lol try saying somthing nicer next time :D

Timmeeh 17

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:30

The correct answer is "any more than a handful is a waste!"

JustAGuy18 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:55

Never comment a thing about body apparel while sex........ I've never did, and so far my sex life is pretty good. (:

bls5301 2

Wednesday 21 December 2011 11:34

How did he deserve that exactly? He was trying to make her feel better about herself and she insulted him... Women... Can't live with them, can't live without them.